Anonymous asked:
Are you still selling nudes?

depends on how much youre willimg to pay lol

captorations:

you can’t really spoil homestuck, because any plot revelations are utterly nonsensical to someone who hasn’t read it and the story doesn’t rely too much on dramatic reveal anyway. the only comprehensible spoiler is simply that despite all evidence to the contrary homestuck is good and enjoyable to read

frogbong:

thotslime:

frogbong:

this is so fucking embarrassing but i made a spidersona. she’s a mess and colored out some of the letters on her normal college sweatshirt so she could make it say “spider man”

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YEAH

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(Source: elenafishersps1)

(Source: catchymemes)

hundondestiny:

fromacomrade:

President Donald Trump once again unleashed what’s become his presidential hallmark: a bizarre, winding, threatening press conference, this time following his White House meeting with Democratic leaders Friday to try to break the impasse causing the government shutdown.

In a long, meandering briefing in the Rose Garden, Trump told reporters the partial shutdown now heading into its third week could go on for months, even years, if Democrats don’t give him the $5.6 billion he’s demanding to build a U.S.-Mexico border wall. The Democrats have steadfastly refused. The shutdown has affected some 800,000 federal workers — 420,000 of them forced to work without pay — since Dec. 22.

“This is national security we’re talking about,” Trump said. “We’re not talking about games.“

When asked if there was any “safety net” for workers going without pay as the shutdown continues, Trump responded: “The safety net is going to be having a strong border.”

Trump also floated another way he could get his wall: declaring a state of national emergency over border security to build it without congressional approval.

“I could do it if I wanted,” Trump said.

just so you know all the people not getting paid are also at risk of not getting unemployment either because the shutdown has gone on so long. ppls food, disability, and Medicaid benefits are going to b restricted. he is literally willing to let Even More people starve and die for a stupid fucking wall he won’t even be able to build. i don’t want hear shit about “negotiating” and uwu seeing the other side. he is killing people.

jakemorph:

brucediana:

We have now entered the year when Bruce Wayne has retired as Batman.

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bruce wayne was batman??????????

iwilleatyourenglish:

my friend is a professional porn model and a girl we used to know walked up to her and REALLY maliciously said she and her boyfriend were disgusted because her boyfriend had stumbled across nude pictures of my friend online and my friend was like “my photos are currently only available for people who pay so there probably wasn’t a lot of stumbling involved” and sashayed out I am so proud

timelessziowl167:

barelylegible:

klubbhead:

circe154:

There are a couple of interviews with kids that were on the show floating around and basically they were stressed out from filming all day with no breaks and Nick could only afford to give out like 2 prizes a year so they screwed with the kids to make sure they messed up. One of the girls interviewed mentioned she still has nightmares about the temple guards 25 years later. 

I’m sorry

WHAT

True story: I won a Nickelodeon game show as a kid. It wasn’t Legends, but this is so true. They recruit kids first thing in the morning at the gates, and you have to do a little audition to show how energetic and articulate you are. Then you’re in the studio allllllllll daaaaaayyyyy. They take breaks for commercials, but you really can’t go anywhere because you’re a kid and they cant waste time if you take too long in the bathroom or whatever. So you’re stuck in a freezing studio (cause the lights are hot), dressed in uncomfortable clothes that aren’t yours (that you don’t get to keep!), getting progressively wetter/sweatier/dirtier as the challenges progress. And the energy when you’re doing challenges is scary for a kid! There’s a hype person making sure the audience keeps screaming and cheering, and you know it’s going to be in TV, so you really feel the pressure. I remember screaming at my teammate over the noise because he was failing at whatever the challenge was, but you can’t hear me on the recording (it is immortalized on VHS at my parent’s house). Afterward you get sent to a little locker room to shower and change, but again, you don’t even get to keep the t-shirt! And you and your family have lost an entire (expensive) day at Nickelodeon studios. TLDR: Being on a kids game show is a fun story to tell later, but in the moment is very stressful and no fun at all. I’m glad they’re not really a thing anymore.

Holy fuck man. Thank you for telling your story. THIS is crazy

(Source: missing-the-90s)

sicklizardman:

Just think Rhyhorn as a Corgi (but hard).  

neopuff:

this will never not make me laugh

cocofinny:

thefloatingstone:

marloviandevil:

dayoldhakarl:

lotrlocked:

phylix:

smol-bean-meme-machine:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

butteryswimmingthing:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

fool-errant:

bellamynochillblake:

im-reddie:

bellamynochillblake:

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child 

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I actually made this a button last convention

Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now

explain pls

No

What are lemons??

I don’t own the copyright to this, others own the show. All I have is this saaaad little computer and a sketch pad. ^-^ Please don’t sue! I don’t need anymore stress!

Please R&R!!!!!!!

No flames. >///<

lol this story contains slash! Don’t like don’t read. Rated M. AragornxLegolas. lemon. Lololol ^-^ NO FLAMES OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY STABBITY SPORK OF Death! -__-

#this post made me age ten thousand years.

A/N: Things are probably going to be very OOC but who cares, It’s my fic, I do what I want! MUAHAHAHA!

Things story is lime but it might get a little lemony in later chapters ^.^ R&R no flaming!!! I don’t own the characters

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